Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
How to convince a waiter to go atheist
wow fuck the person who left that as a tip.
filed under: not how you go around advertising your religion
Holy crap did you know porcupines sounded this cute? I didn’t!
ITS LIKE YOU CAN TELL EXACTLY HOW THEY’D SOUND IF THEY SPOKE OUR LANGUAGE
AAAAAAAAHAHA I’M DYING LAUGHING
porcupines sound like someone speaking through a kazoo and I tihnk that’s fantastic
HOW ARE YOU EVEN A REAL THING AHHHHH <3
scott hove - anger cake
finally got this babe to work. these are the raw scans from a short flipbook i made